goatboots:

the australian fucking news

Anonymous asked: What are you going to do for a job when you go to Australia?

 i am going to study to be a plumber like my old man and my grandad i will be a 3rd generation plumber in my family,i have 5 years of studding and then after that i can go and start my apprenticeship witch will last 4 years

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you guys should ask me stuff im bored :(


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dylanofryin:

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it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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Anonymous asked: ass or dick?

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Anonymous asked: Are you a top or bottom, or versatile?

It doesn’t really bother me too much ay

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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